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Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Jokes #9

1. One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say?
He was saying "F1, F1, F1!!"
He He He ...

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2. Four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. They were discussing the dress they would wear for the party. They finally decided to choose the color that matches the hair color of their husbands.
The First Woman told, 'I will go with Red as my husband colored his hair Red.'
The Second Woman said, 'I always prefer Black as my husband’s hair color is naturally Black.'
The Third Woman told, 'Yeah, then I do prefer to go with Yellow dress as he has Blonde (yellow) hair.'
The Fourth Woman was quiet. All the others insisted about her preferred color.
She said, 'I was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, I can’t wear any dress because my husband is Bald!'
He He He ...


3. Q. How can you make number Seven to an Even number?
A. Just take the “S” out from it!
He He He ...


4. Q. What does a Spider’s Bride wear?
A. A Webbing Dress.


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