Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Q&A Jokes #13

Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a Vampire?

A. A Blood Shortage!

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Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Q&A Jokes #12

 Q. Why is it so windy inside a stadium?

A. There are hundreds of Fans!

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Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Q&A Jokes #11

Q. What do kids play when they can’t play with a Phone?
A. Bored Games!
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Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Q&A Jokes #10

Q. Who did the zombie take to the prom?
A. His ghoul-friend!
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Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Jokes #9

1. One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say?
He was saying "F1, F1, F1!!"
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Laugh Out Loud | Funny English Q&A Jokes #8

Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. It was framed!
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Laugh Out Loud | English Funny Jokes #7

Station Master and a Lady Passenger
A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Lady Passenger (Asked the Station Master) - Sir, is this my Train?
Station Master - No Madam, this is not your train, it’s the railway's department’s train.
Lady Passenger (Annoyed) - That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master - No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Lady Passenger - It's really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master - NO ma’am! The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!
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Laugh Out Loud | English Q&A Funny Jokes #6

Q. Why was the Belt arrested?
A. It was holding up some Pants!
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Laugh Out Loud | English Q&A Funny Jokes #5

Q. Why did the Cookie go to the Hospital?
A. Because he felt Crummy.
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Laugh Out Loud | English Q&A Funny Jokes #4

Q. Why did the Teddy Bear say No to Dessert?
A. Because she was Stuffed!
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Laugh Out Loud | English Jokes #3

Customer (called to Tech support) - "My computer is not connecting to the Internet."
Tech support - "Ok! which Operating System are you using?"
Customer - "Internet Explorer"
Tech support - "No! you just right click on "My Computer" and click on the Properties Menu."
Customer - "What are you saying, this is Not Your Computer, it is My Computer!!"
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Laugh Out Loud | Funny Q&A English Jokes #2

Q. How can you make a Golden Soup?
A. Just add 24 Carrots to the soup.
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Laugh Out Loud | English Jokes #1

During a cold winter day, a wife messaged to her husband that "the Windows froze".
The husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message from his wife again-
"No way, the computer is completely spoilt now!"
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