Station Master and a Lady Passenger
A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Lady Passenger (Asked the Station Master) - Sir, is this my Train?
Station Master - No Madam, this is not your train, it’s the railway's department’s train.
Lady Passenger (Annoyed) - That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master - No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Lady Passenger - It's really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master - NO ma’am! The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!
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