A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Lady Passenger (Asked the Station Master) - Sir, is this my Train?
Station Master - No Madam, this is not your train, it’s the railway's department’s train.
Lady Passenger (Annoyed) - That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master - No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Lady Passenger - It's really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master - NO ma’am! The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!
He He He ...
Person 1. Knock-knock
Person 2. Who's there?
Person 1. Lettuce!
Person 2. Lettuce who?
Person 1. Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
He He He ...
Patient-Doctor, please can you help me out?
Doctor - Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.
He He He ...
Q. Which is the place Pencils like to go for a vacation?
A. Pencil - Vania!
He He He ...
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